Nope, you're all wrong

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 03/10/2015 at 16:54 • Filed to: None

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Sabine Schmitz is the answer.

It's PR 101. You're facing issues because your company is coming off as misogynistic, racist, etc etc. you hire a female, a foreign female, and then have her soundly whip the males in every car handling situation possible.

note: appearance that Sabine is grabbing Hammond ass is merely due to available source images, not some intended slight

itschrome > MonkeePuzzle 03/10/2015 at 16:56

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that would be the kicker.. kick Clarkson and then in an act of total PC tolerance replace with a woman.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > itschrome 03/10/2015 at 16:57

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She can powerslide better anyways. Also she hates motorcyclists on the Ring. I think it might be a bit of an upgrade in some regards.

Sejji > MonkeePuzzle 03/10/2015 at 17:01

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YES! She's a great driver, and pretty funny. She needs to work on her camera presence though. I remember seeing her on a some show where they were building her a log cabin, and she was pretty funny, but a little awkward.

MonkeePuzzle > Sejji 03/10/2015 at 17:01

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potentially less awkward in her native tongue? but hell, did you season season 1 of "new" topgear, they ALL sucked in front of the camera

 V8 Rustler > MonkeePuzzle 03/10/2015 at 17:08

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I know she is not that young, but those jeans look way too dull.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > MonkeePuzzle 03/10/2015 at 17:12

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She works on the German Top Gear though.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > MonkeePuzzle 03/10/2015 at 17:16

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Much too easy on the eyes to replace ol' pubes for hair. Not that I would complain if she did.

MonkeePuzzle > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/10/2015 at 17:22

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THEY LOST THE WAR! THEY CAN LOSE SABINE TOO!!!

#Jezza'd

MonkeePuzzle >  V8 Rustler 03/10/2015 at 17:22

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there is a definite mom-jeans issue there

OkCars- 22k Crossroads >  V8 Rustler 03/10/2015 at 18:37

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te volviste paez tu

 > MonkeePuzzle 03/10/2015 at 19:25

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They should hire Pierce Morgan. lol

 V8 Rustler > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 03/10/2015 at 19:39

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merik, no me quieras joder